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Bro-cabulary 

Stupid things that bros say.
Their own personal "vocabulary"

Sesh-- a makeout "seshion"
Rail-- have sex with
Beat-- ugly
Shmammered-- really drunk
Here's some bro-cabulary i action:

-Hey bro.
-Oh hey BRAD. Dude you were soooo shmammered last night!
-I knoooww!! i totally seshed that beat girl, Tracey.
-Bro... You railed her.
-OH SHIT MANN!!!!
Bro-cabulary by Robyn Robyn January 8, 2009
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Cabo Bro Bash 

Cabo Bro Bash
noun

An epic bachelor party where 12 golf and party aficionados take over Cabo, turning it into their personal playground of mayhem and memories.
• Mansion Mayhem – Our fortress of fun, where the party never stops and the walls could write bestsellers about our wildest nights.
• Golf & Grog – The fairways are our battleground, where precision meets partying. Birdies are toasted, bogeys are laughed off, and the clubhouse becomes the pregame for the night’s next adventure.
• Nightlife Nomads – We own the night, tearing through clubs like legends, leaving behind dance moves and unforgettable stories.
• Beach & Boat Bro-mageddon – The beach is our daytime lounge for drinks and antics, but the real chaos unfolds on the water, where the boat becomes a floating festival of sun, beats, and bottomless drinks.

Hijinks: A blend of Brohemian Rhapsody and Mullet Madness, ensuring every moment is a tale worth retelling.
Cabo Bro Bash
noun

An epic bachelor party where 12 golf and party aficionados take over Cabo, turning it into their personal playground of mayhem and memories.
• Mansion Mayhem – Our fortress of fun, where the party never stops and the walls could write bestsellers about our wildest nights.
• Golf & Grog – The fairways are our battleground, where precision meets partying. Birdies are toasted, bogeys are laughed off, and the clubhouse becomes the pregame for the night’s next adventure.
• Nightlife Nomads – We own the night, tearing through clubs like legends, leaving behind dance moves and unforgettable stories.
• Beach & Boat Bro-mageddon – The beach is our daytime lounge for drinks and antics, but the real chaos unfolds on the water, where the boat becomes a floating festival of sun, beats, and bottomless drinks.

Hijinks: A blend of Brohemian Rhapsody and Mullet Madness, ensuring every moment is a tale worth retelling.
“The Cabo Bro Bash was an unstoppable fusion of golf, club-hopping, and turning the beach and boat into a nonstop celebration of legendary proportions.”
Cabo Bro Bash by SpartyOn13 February 16, 2025

brocabulary 

part of bromanculture, vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.
An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.

Bro-ing Out - Akin to a bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and boob-grabbing.

Brode - Bro Code. "If bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2's ex, he is obligated to ask. Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."

Bromosexual - A bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.

Broner - Over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when Jimmy rented out the Laser-tag pavillion..."

Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"

The P-L-Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.

Quid Pro Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your sister, Jenny."

Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schlong."

Brocabulary 

The type of language a male, generally from 16-30, would use around other male friends of similar values as opposed to when in a formal setting or around older adults.
Jon used his brocabulary when around his friends, but around his ultra-conservative parents, he refrained from cuss words and inappropriate subjects.
Brocabulary by coogsfortierone October 13, 2009
Brocab is short for brocabulary. Brocabulary is bro vocabulary, which is words that replace the prefix of words with the new prefix of bro. This is even the case with the actual word that is being defined.
BROmosexual(homosexual), BROcean(ocean), BROdom(Boredom), BROcab (Vocab)
Brocab by 5443564 March 10, 2008

Brocabulary 

The collection of words "bros" use to communicate. Many of these are normal words (and sometimes names) that just have the bro force into them, such as brocrastinating. (procrastinating). They'll also incorperate things bros love, (such as polos, or Natty Ice. i.e. Fratty Ice.
Bro, you gotta expand your brocabulary.
Brocabulary by Brewster Rooster August 24, 2010