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brit shalom 

An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.
My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!
brit shalom by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020
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Brit School 

Its a preforming art school. If your a parent trying to find out about it just go to the website dude. Pedos are also attracted to talent so be careful. (PS Mark where is my weed man you owe me 2 grams)
Jeff - What school do you go to young man
Any one ever - fuck off old man you suck cock at the Brit School
Brit School by thekingofanimepussy December 20, 2018

brit speak 

English spoken with British pronunciation standards often marked by dropping many consonants.
A: How do I get from Southwark to Waterloo Station?
B: You mean how do you geh fruh Suh-ark to Wah-a-loo Station?
A: Ah, yes. Sorry, my brit speak is bad.
brit speak by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006
A type of shit after passing out with your face on the toilet and no pants on.
Last nite at the party stu had a brit-shit after he had passed out.
Brit-Shit by chanM February 18, 2010

Brit Slit 

a c section scar that severely detracts from hotness
Britney Spears sports a very fugly Brit Slit
Brit Slit by Logan Cain January 13, 2008

brit stick

A person that points out every little detail about pronounciation of certain words, that are otherwise easily understood even when pronounced wrong/slightly wrong due to accent or other language related issues.
"Dont mention every little mistake you Brit Stick!!"

"You have been demoted from being a whigga to being a hunky, we can even go lower, makin you a cracker ... you fuckin brit stick"
brit stick by F.S May 16, 2017

The Spiffing Brit 

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.
One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.
The Spiffing Brit by Doctor J October 13, 2020