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Brockism 

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.
Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.
Brockism by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011
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BR1CKism 

A word used in a twitch cult to initiate committing war crimes such as arson, grave robbing, tax evasion and smuggling monkeys.
Commander- "CODE BR1CKism I repeat CODE BR1CKism"
Discord mod- "Its time get in your positions everyone"
Nerd- "Im from the tiktok"
Giga Chads- "GRAB THE TORCHES AND SHOVELS"
BR1CKism by Jaywolf400 April 21, 2022

Bricksmart 

nerdy athlete named brick. yes, his actual name is brick. instead of book smart, it's brick smart. much love brick. *posses like a fuck boy*
damn, he bricksmart

Bricksmass 

Bricksmass is a holiday that falls on July 22.
“Hey what day is it?”
It’s July 22
“Oh happy Bricksmass”
Bricksmass by Brian Mullins March 27, 2020

D'Brickishaw 

an awesome person, full of strength and sex appeal

good-looking sexy hot cute runner famous celiac's disease
"Man, does he look D'Brickishaw or what?"

Etymology- D'Brickishaw Ferguson of the New York Jets coined this phrase
D'Brickishaw by D'Brick May 5, 2011

Brichism 

Upon being metaphorically kicked in the crotch by a woman, one adopts this attitude to "keep on keeping on."
Brichism is the approach I adopted after my girlfriend dumped me after I gave her a Roman War Helmet.
Brichism by Klamer October 20, 2006