Brickeater 

When a person pulls a face so as their jaw extends outwards over their top rows of teeth so as to look like they have been smashed in the face with a brick

Oh look at Carmen, shes a real brickeater

Brickeater by crusty_sheets October 27, 2009

Slovakian Bricklayer 

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.

So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.

Slovakian Bricklayer by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

Kangaroo Bricklayer

While having sexual intercourse in the standing cowgirl position, the partner standing (typically the male) hops around with a slight bend at the knees while simultaneously defecating on the floor. Provides intense sexual pleasure and an awful mess to clean up after.

I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.

Kangaroo Bricklayer by Charles Gordon Igby April 24, 2010

chinese bricklayer

Performing cunnilingus from the wheelbarrow position

Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.

chinese bricklayer by zcl July 28, 2006

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad by phatmaniac January 17, 2009

Brick Eater 

A human being so offensively ugly that it appears they have been eating bricks since the age of 3.

Natasha is such a brick eater!!!

Brick Eater by Gilgamesh1989 August 1, 2008

Bricklayers cat 

Ugly and Fucked up

Cor blimey she is as ugly. As a bricklayers cat!!

Bricklayers cat by Frankie479 April 16, 2019