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Brennology

A language in which only the very few and very fortunate stumble upon. Although very confusing at times and head scratching during moments of apparent clarity for the creator, this is a language that consists of the weeeeee's and the welps. The hoyty and the toytys. And the ritzy and glamorous concoctions of a princess.
"I just got promoted weeeeeeeeee"

Welp. (self explanatory) Wanting to end a conversation without being rude

Hoyty Toyty: Who the hell knows but its been used in Brennology
Brennology by Princess JB October 5, 2012
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bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"
He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish
bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008

Breeology 

The study of bree. Used to educate those new to the grindcore/deathmetal scene.
Expert: And what do we call an inhale, made to sound like dying animals?

n00b: Cow screetch?

Expert: WRONG bitch it's a pigsqueal! Study up on your breeology!
Breeology by KrysCarnage September 26, 2008

Breadology

Jimmy is getting his masters degree in Breadology, his IQ must be over 150
Breadology by FamusJamus October 15, 2018

Breadology

Study of crafting, storing and eating of carblicious bread.
I have made so much bread, I have my PhD in Breadology.
Breadology by Verb Ninja April 6, 2013

benology 

"Hey what's your major this year?"

"Benology, it's pretty cool"
benology by biz-natch October 20, 2008

Brentology 

Brentology is the ideopathic study of a specific sect of Brentologians who possess a desire to study heavy metal, taco bell and jokes. In the study of Brentologism we are taught to learn how to overcome the man by complaining and getting what we want.

In short Brentology is the study of all that is Brent and all that ever will be brent. So sayeth the chúch of Benny Simon
Ex1 Noun

person1: Say brother Isaac, care to study the tombs of Brentology with Friar Earl and I?

Person2: Certainly Carlton, Brentology is my favorite subject

Ex2 Expletive.

Taco Bell Employee: What can I get you sir?

Brent: Could you give me a moment please... Yeah I'll have two cheesy gordita crunches, and an extra large baja blast no ice.

Taco Bell Employee: Will that be all?

Benny: Hey brent can I get a crunchwra-

Brent: YEAH THAT'LL BE ALL.

Benny :(

Brent: Damnit. They gave me ice!

BRENTOLOGY!!!