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Breeology

The study of bree. Used to educate those new to the grindcore/deathmetal scene.
Expert: And what do we call an inhale, made to sound like dying animals?

n00b: Cow screetch?

Expert: WRONG bitch it's a pigsqueal! Study up on your breeology!
by KrysCarnage September 26, 2008
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Bropology

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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Biebology

An academic discipline of study accepted by scholars globally, that centers around the actions and antics of serial douchebag, Justin Bieber; An advancement in scientific discovery that detects, analyzes, and prevents the process and transformation in becoming a douchebag.
I'm majoring in Biebology at the University of Phoenix.

Did you hear Arthur just graduated from Harvard with a degree in Biebology?

Good thing I went and saw my Biebology therapist, I would have became a douchebag without him.
by El Turd Face September 4, 2013
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Brennology

A language in which only the very few and very fortunate stumble upon. Although very confusing at times and head scratching during moments of apparent clarity for the creator, this is a language that consists of the weeeeee's and the welps. The hoyty and the toytys. And the ritzy and glamorous concoctions of a princess.
"I just got promoted weeeeeeeeee"

Welp. (self explanatory) Wanting to end a conversation without being rude

Hoyty Toyty: Who the hell knows but its been used in Brennology
by Princess JB October 5, 2012
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brology

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008
Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.
by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009
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bronology

the study of all words containing "bro"
He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish
by tw18 December 9, 2008
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Brotology

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.
Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!
by lazboy105 November 24, 2009
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