Brentology

Brentology is the ideopathic study of a specific sect of Brentologians who possess a desire to study heavy metal, taco bell and jokes. In the study of Brentologism we are taught to learn how to overcome the man by complaining and getting what we want.

In short Brentology is the study of all that is Brent and all that ever will be brent. So sayeth the chúch of Benny Simon

Ex1 Noun

person1: Say brother Isaac, care to study the tombs of Brentology with Friar Earl and I?

Person2: Certainly Carlton, Brentology is my favorite subject

Ex2 Expletive.

Taco Bell Employee: What can I get you sir?

Brent: Could you give me a moment please... Yeah I'll have two cheesy gordita crunches, and an extra large baja blast no ice.

Taco Bell Employee: Will that be all?

Benny: Hey brent can I get a crunchwra-

Brent: YEAH THAT'LL BE ALL.

Benny :(

Brent: Damnit. They gave me ice!

BRENTOLOGY!!!

by Benjam Von Oolong July 24, 2012

Brennology

A language in which only the very few and very fortunate stumble upon. Although very confusing at times and head scratching during moments of apparent clarity for the creator, this is a language that consists of the weeeeee's and the welps. The hoyty and the toytys. And the ritzy and glamorous concoctions of a princess.

"I just got promoted weeeeeeeeee"

Welp. (self explanatory) Wanting to end a conversation without being rude

Hoyty Toyty: Who the hell knows but its been used in Brennology

by Princess JB October 5, 2012

Briantology

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory, and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.

Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.

by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

bronology

the study of all words containing "bro"

He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish

by tw18 December 9, 2008

Brotology

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.

Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!

by lazboy105 November 24, 2009

Breeology

The study of bree. Used to educate those new to the grindcore/deathmetal scene.

Expert: And what do we call an inhale, made to sound like dying animals?

n00b: Cow screetch?

Expert: WRONG bitch it's a pigsqueal! Study up on your breeology!

by KrysCarnage September 26, 2008

Breadology

The study of getting this Bread

Jimmy is getting his masters degree in Breadology, his IQ must be over 150

by FamusJamus October 15, 2018