"After being in the Ark for 90 hours last week, feel like I don't wanna play any more"
"Ah, a classic case of Brenitis"
"Ah, a classic case of Brenitis"
by Lurker Lot June 10, 2022
Get the Brenitis mug.When one catches strong feelings for someone of hispanic ethnicity often times that person does not share those same feelings.
Bro the reason Mia won't talk to you is cuz she doesn't like you, you just cant let her go cuz you suffer from a nasty case of Buenitis, but I will help you get through it.
by Latinalover69 July 29, 2020
Get the Buenitis mug.1. Tom: Wouldn't you just want to bury your face in her knockers? (then reaches for Jack's pocket to fish for ciggies)
Jack: Stay away from my pockets! You're so brentish!
2. Tom: Yeah, my girlfriend is that hot... Hey man, your boxers are pretty cute. Let me see them again!
Jack: Fuck off, dude, you're being brentish!
Jack: Stay away from my pockets! You're so brentish!
2. Tom: Yeah, my girlfriend is that hot... Hey man, your boxers are pretty cute. Let me see them again!
Jack: Fuck off, dude, you're being brentish!
by Charlie's February 3, 2007
Get the brentish mug.by Xantique July 21, 2016
Get the Benitis mug.A Brentish Person, or a Brent is someone being Creepy, Stalking, Two Faced/Double morale, Being or doing self centered things on the cost of others, Humiliating others to feel better about themselves and/or Humiliating others while trying to hide his own secrets which to no surprise is exactly what they are humiliating other people for.
Fred: Wow, look at that guy, he dresses like a total fag, Wearing vests is so 1970's
Kris: Oh Lord, That looks so Brentish
Lucas: Did you hear about the guy that been complaining to the cops about drugusers in his neighbourhood? The the cops came to his house and they found 15lbs of weed stashed in his bathroom and he claimed it was for personal use only.
Harry: No Really? Thats a really Brentish thing to do.
Kris: Oh Lord, That looks so Brentish
Lucas: Did you hear about the guy that been complaining to the cops about drugusers in his neighbourhood? The the cops came to his house and they found 15lbs of weed stashed in his bathroom and he claimed it was for personal use only.
Harry: No Really? Thats a really Brentish thing to do.
by EmmaYay April 4, 2017
Get the Brentish mug.When someone complains about something that isn't real. Such complaints can be, but are not limited to:
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story
Hey man, I'm going to pull a Brentism and call in sick tomorrow.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.
by SexyNigerianPrince9000 January 17, 2018
Get the Brentism mug.People with Benitis often get upset when talking about politics. People with Benitis also get upset when their "ex" is mentioned due to the memories.
Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about his past.
Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about politics.
Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about politics.
by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020
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