brentish

Adjective for a person who pretends to be straight but is actually a fag.

1. Tom: Wouldn't you just want to bury your face in her knockers? (then reaches for Jack's pocket to fish for ciggies)

Jack: Stay away from my pockets! You're so brentish!

2. Tom: Yeah, my girlfriend is that hot... Hey man, your boxers are pretty cute. Let me see them again!

Jack: Fuck off, dude, you're being brentish!

brentish by Charlie's February 3, 2007

Brentish

A Brentish Person, or a Brent is someone being Creepy, Stalking, Two Faced/Double morale, Being or doing self centered things on the cost of others, Humiliating others to feel better about themselves and/or Humiliating others while trying to hide his own secrets which to no surprise is exactly what they are humiliating other people for.

Fred: Wow, look at that guy, he dresses like a total fag, Wearing vests is so 1970's
Kris: Oh Lord, That looks so Brentish

Lucas: Did you hear about the guy that been complaining to the cops about drugusers in his neighbourhood? The the cops came to his house and they found 15lbs of weed stashed in his bathroom and he claimed it was for personal use only.
Harry: No Really? Thats a really Brentish thing to do.

Brentish by EmmaYay April 4, 2017

brenisha 

You can go to great heights and equally great depths. You are emotional and fixed in your opinions. You are hospitable, sentimental, often psychic, sometimes moody. You are ruled by love and the lack of it and feel a need to be encouraged and appreciated.You have an eventful, exciting life. You are versatile and have the ability to learn easily.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community

Brenisha is very beautiful and talented.

brenisha by Supareeal January 26, 2017

Brennish

Supa hot sexy Beast

Dude! that girl is a Brennish!

Brennish by beastmodez December 19, 2011

brentaisha 

She is very beautiful and attractive to almost everyone. She has a very big ass the kind of ass that makes you double look. She's also a freak, but she keeps it lowkey you would never know until you get to know her. She's the kind of girl that won't let you fuck her over, she'll fuck you up but you get anywhere close to it. Overall she's just a lovable person, you will never get over her.

Guy: How was you night?

Other Guy: I was with Brentaisha

Guy: Oh, well your night was awesome!!!

brentaisha by LoveBug23 November 3, 2013

Brentism 

When someone complains about something that isn't real. Such complaints can be, but are not limited to:
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story

Hey man, I'm going to pull a Brentism and call in sick tomorrow.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.

Brentism by SexyNigerianPrince9000 January 17, 2018

brendisha 

A beautiful young lady. A Brendisha will be the one that always makes you smile. Even though she's sassy, she has one loving heart for everyone.She is the one that you can fall in love with and can never let go of. She may not seem perfect but she shows all ways of being perfect. I believe that god/Jesus actually made her on purpose.

"Hey do you remember that beautiful girl named Brendisha?" said D. "How could I not remember her she is my one and only."

brendisha by Bubbles2006 May 22, 2018