Brektfast
Brektfast by MrMcFlaffles January 5, 2018
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Norwegian breakfast
In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.
' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
Norwegian breakfast by OsloRadisson May 20, 2021
Related Words
Breakfast Ratio
n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013
Huachón breakfast
When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
Breakfast Pastry
A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
Breakfast Pastry by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast
when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.