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Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob
My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.
breastages by lola May 17, 2004

Breastie Nestie 

Bra. The clothes that go underneath.
Breastie Nestie by yes............ February 18, 2020

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.
Look at the breasticles on her!
breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004