Breakfastito

Name: Breakfastito Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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Breakfast + Burrito = Breakfastito

Quite possibly the most amazing food item invented since ambrosia and without question a delicacy to try in every city vistited in order to experience all the different styles and tastes available; similar to pizza.

I am stuffing my self full with this 10 pound breakfastito.

Breakfastito by Havasuvian December 28, 2010

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Breakfasting

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

Breakfasting by DSeanK February 18, 2017

breakfasting

Morning sex that uses maple syrup as lubricant.

Guy1: "Hey man, how did it go with Jennifer last night?"
Guy2: "It was great! Also, this morning, we got some kinky breakfasting going before heading out. Bed was all kinds of sticky afterwards"
Guy1: "Dude, nice."

breakfasting by OmegaVVeapon September 9, 2020

breakfastizzle

Breakfast in the ghetto

My daily breakfastizzle consists of bacon and eggs.

breakfastizzle by ES0 March 27, 2005

Breakfasting

Verb. The act of consuming breakfast.
Breakfasting upon an item is to eat it for breakfast.

"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"

Breakfasting by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

Breakfastivities

Festivities during the breakfast hour.

We ate 3 pounds of bacon during the breakfastivities this morning.

Breakfastivities by scarlettseaglass September 12, 2010

breakfastiness

1. Imbued with the wholesome, rich, and filling qualities of breakfast.

"Hm, maybe I'll add toast and a poached egg for maximum breakfastiness," thought Natalie.

Ugh steamed kale? Can't we eat something with a little breakfastiness to it?

breakfastiness by LeftyShift March 3, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026