breakfasting

Morning sex that uses maple syrup as lubricant.

Guy1: "Hey man, how did it go with Jennifer last night?"
Guy2: "It was great! Also, this morning, we got some kinky breakfasting going before heading out. Bed was all kinds of sticky afterwards"
Guy1: "Dude, nice."

by OmegaVVeapon September 09, 2020

Breakfasting

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

by DSeanK February 18, 2017

Breakfast

A meal...obviously...

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

by Chick mag January 15, 2010

Breakfast

A mythological event before the dawn of time.

"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

by Rupert Budge March 18, 2007

breakfast

ass

I eat ass for breakfast

by YeboyWithAHugeOne October 13, 2018

for breakfast

In actuality; truthfully spoken. Stated without irony or any intention of deception. As opposed to for dinner.

"I don't even have a mobile phone."

"Oh, for breakfast?"

"Yeah, for breakfast--never had one."

by Pete Calleri April 19, 2010

breakfast

The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.

You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.

by LK March 22, 2004