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breadcake bum

A woman with a wide flat ass that's hard slightly tanned and crusty on top of her ass cheeks then pale flakey white at the bottom of the butt, always has her thong sticking out with full on builders crack smiling at you
Dam that girl need to pull up her jeans or lose some weight shes showing her breadcake bum
breadcake bum by realtalk81 February 3, 2015
The term bedcave is used to describe when you get fully underneath your cover, duvet etc leaving a small opening near your face allowing you to peer out at the world from the saftey of your aftificially constructed womb.

Note 1: No worldly troubles can pass beyond the borders of the bedcave.

Note 2: All mosnsters, ghouls, ghosts, witchies, zombies et al are unable to intrude upon the protective borders of the bedcave.
Having emersed himself under his covers, Jim text his friend Andrew stating, "I'm safely tucked up in the bedcave, I can't believe my luck, i fucking love the bedcave!"
Bedcave by Raoul_Duke March 27, 2009

breadcake 

Yorkshire equivalent to bread rolls.
Often people outside Yorkshire will be confused if a Yorkshireman asks for a breadcake, because they don't know anything about Yorkshire bakeries.
"I'll have half (pronounced aife) a dozen breadcakes, love."
breadcake by Newtmeister November 22, 2006

Breadache 

The feeling one gets once acquiring too much bread. Synonymous with being lost in the sauce.
Caleb: Dangggg, that boy Derran must have a breadache from all the grain he obtained!
Breadache by Palakazam January 20, 2019

breadcake 

Yorkshire equivalent to bread rolls.
Often people outside Yorkshire will be confused if a Yorkshireman asks for a breadcake, because they don't know anything about Yorkshire bakeries.
"I'll have half (pronounced aife) a dozen breadcakes, love."
breadcake by Newtmeister November 10, 2008

breadache 

When you get a headache from eating too much bread.
Did you hear about Tony's condition? Ever since he ate that entire loaf of bread he's had nonstop headaches, he was diagnosed with a breadache.
breadache by PokemonLyle February 13, 2018