Brauch

Brauchs are one of the most loving, hard-working, protective, and fun people you would ever know or have in your life. They are pretty to themselves in public to people they don't know but its a different story if they know you. They can be a wonderful brother, friend, or even boyfriend. They have a huge interest in cars and especially his black mustang. He would treat his girl wonderfully and always make her feel special. He can also be hilarious. He will always fill your life with laughter if he loves you or is a friend of yours. You don't know a brauch...well then ya better find one. ;)

-Oh my gosh! Were you just talking to brauch?!
~YES! He is sooo charming when you get to know him!

-You are so lucky you know him.
~Yes, I am.

by #defininglifeforyou May 5, 2020

summer brauch

the most loyal friend you will ever have, if you leave her, she is going to move on from your life because she will only stick with the people that actually care for her. She is beautiful, hilarious, goofy, but insecure, she doesn’t think high about her self and truly does not think she is all that great, but she is! No matter what she is doing or where she is, if a friend needs help she will help them, no matter what. If you’re not friends with Summer Brauch, I feel bad for you. (The Summer Brauch that goes to NBMS)

Do you know Summer Brauch?

by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019

Branch Drumphidian

Cult of Trump Defending Trump MAGA KAG Keep America Great Trump Orange Orange Messiah PresidentDrumph 2020

A Branch Drumphidian will defend their Orange Messiah no matter what; they will follow him into the depths of hell

by BluesChicago June 20, 2018

special investigation branch

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

Monkey Branching

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Broken Branch

A term used to imply the broken branch of one's ancestry tree. Can be used for any cases of miscegenation, though more popular in cases of Asian women and non Asian men.

*Notices mixed race couple in photo on Twitter*
"Broken branch, grandparent cry."

by George Goldberg October 22, 2019

BRANCH DRUMPHIDIANS

Branch Drumphidians - The cult of Trump. He proclaimed to "love the poorly educated" - well they are sticking with him.

A Branch Drumphidian will always defend their Orange Messiah. They will follow him into the depths of hell.

Trump has been impeached twice, has two criminal indictments and 37 Federal charges but a Branch Drumphidian will still defend him. Oh, those brainwashed Branch Drumphidians.

by 1963BigBro1963 June 13, 2023