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beauchamp

The act of clogging or overflowing a toilet with toilet paper or tissue due to an obsessive compulsive desire for genital cleanliness.
Man, I can't believe you beauchamped my toilet.
Don't let Vanessa use your rest room; she will beauchamp your toilet.
by Sophie the cat September 25, 2013
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after reading girly magazines you ask your girlfriend to frolic and fray the eskimo way via her finger in your asshole AKA the Beauchamp
after a nice glass of cold milk and a cookie dough balance bar my girlfriend Beauchamped me till i cried
by Al from Home Improvement October 19, 2008
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I wish i was like brian he sure is a Beauchamp
by Bbrian1968 June 10, 2019
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Beauchamp College

The 'best' college in the grubby town of Oadby. Renowned for its high grades, scabby individuals, groups of notorious 'hard kids', and vast quantities of grebs.
Man: "You go to Beauchamp College?"
Greb: "Yeah I do dwell in its darkest corners"
Man: "I feel sorry for you"
by urfavouritegreb April 10, 2015
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Beauchamp Phenomenon

Pronunciation: bee-chum

The phenomena that occurs when there are a few members of the opposite sex in a population (often in small schools or summer camps), as time continues prospective members of the opposite sex appear to become more attractive each day, often leading to regret and poor decisions.
Day 1 at camp
A: what do you think of Person X?
B: ehh, they're a 4, don't waste your time

A: agreed, no chance.

Day 15 at camp
A: I don't know what it is, but, person X looks much hotter.

B: it's that Beauchamp Phenomenon, don't fall for it!
by Ladle May 31, 2014
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Marcel Beauchamp

a prep thats thinks he is above everyone else and thinks he is god. Talks a lot of shit and bitches and complains about everything in the world that doesn't meet his standards
That guy is such a Marcel Beauchamp. He's such a douche
by Redunderoathx June 16, 2011
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beauchampesque

An affair plagued by equivocation and stupidity.
Fay's knee-jerk cry of racism for any opposing view is truly beauchampesque.
by Iblisatan January 23, 2007
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