Brasfield

A mythical wizard who defends the innocent from terrorists, vegans, democrats, and communists.

There was a petition to ban red meat from the town, but Brasfield came in and defeated the vegans.

by Shaun Bailey January 19, 2010

Filthy Brasfield

The act of penetrating an acquaintances anal cavity with a finger or fingers which is followed by the wiping of the same fingers above the acquaintances top lip creating a moustache effect......usually done in an exquisite hotel room!

Cousin of Dirty Sanchez

While out of town on a trip, the guys passed the time by giving each other a "filthy Brasfield"!

by Thrust Harder February 27, 2010

Larry Brasfield

Discoverer of the COCKroaches located in mens genitalia(the penis). He found them while inserting a shovel into his penis.

Larry Brasfield. The Man. The Myth. The legend.

by fakeaccount_1234 March 3, 2022

Paizley Brasfield

is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is so cute and hot. She is nice and kind. If you ever get the chance to be her friend keep her!

person 1- Omg that girl is so pretty

person 2- duh it’s paizley brasfield

by koolkid2121 April 21, 2019

Pull a Barefield

To disappear so completely and suddenly from a social gathering without anyone realizing it that even your closest friends aren't sure you were ever really there. May also refer to never answering calls, emails or texts for the purpose of not having any fun of any kind with friends to concentrate solely on school or work.

- "Dude, I swear Lisa was right here next to me just a second ago."
- "Don't worry, you're not going crazy; she's been known to pull a barefield at every party she goes to."

I've been trying to get a hold of Dave for weeks to hang out, but with the MCAT coming up, he's been pulling one heck of a barefield on me.

by pouringsunny June 10, 2011

Barfield Classic

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.

Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.

by RandomShitter February 10, 2021

Bayfield

A small town in Northern Wisconsin where kids must date non-locals in search for someone who is not related to them.

Out of town friend: That girl over there is hot, why don't you ask her out?
Bayfield student: Fuck no! She's my cousin!

by Ba_nay_nay March 24, 2009