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Filthy Brasfield 

The act of penetrating an acquaintances anal cavity with a finger or fingers which is followed by the wiping of the same fingers above the acquaintances top lip creating a moustache effect......usually done in an exquisite hotel room!

Cousin of Dirty Sanchez
While out of town on a trip, the guys passed the time by giving each other a "filthy Brasfield"!
Filthy Brasfield by Thrust Harder February 27, 2010

Larry Brasfield

Discoverer of the COCKroaches located in mens genitalia(the penis). He found them while inserting a shovel into his penis.
Larry Brasfield. The Man. The Myth. The legend.

Paizley Brasfield 

is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is so cute and hot. She is nice and kind. If you ever get the chance to be her friend keep her!
person 1- Omg that girl is so pretty

person 2- duh it’s paizley brasfield
Paizley Brasfield by koolkid2121 April 21, 2019

Pull a Barefield

To disappear so completely and suddenly from a social gathering without anyone realizing it that even your closest friends aren't sure you were ever really there. May also refer to never answering calls, emails or texts for the purpose of not having any fun of any kind with friends to concentrate solely on school or work.
- "Dude, I swear Lisa was right here next to me just a second ago."
- "Don't worry, you're not going crazy; she's been known to pull a barefield at every party she goes to."

I've been trying to get a hold of Dave for weeks to hang out, but with the MCAT coming up, he's been pulling one heck of a barefield on me.

Barfield Classic 

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.
Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.
Barfield Classic by RandomShitter February 10, 2021

Bayfield 

A small town in Northern Wisconsin where kids must date non-locals in search for someone who is not related to them.
Out of town friend: That girl over there is hot, why don't you ask her out?
Bayfield student: Fuck no! She's my cousin!
Bayfield by Ba_nay_nay March 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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