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Brasfield 

A mythical wizard who defends the innocent from terrorists, vegans, democrats, and communists.
There was a petition to ban red meat from the town, but Brasfield came in and defeated the vegans.
Brasfield by Shaun Bailey January 19, 2010

Filthy Brasfield 

The act of penetrating an acquaintances anal cavity with a finger or fingers which is followed by the wiping of the same fingers above the acquaintances top lip creating a moustache effect......usually done in an exquisite hotel room!

Cousin of Dirty Sanchez
While out of town on a trip, the guys passed the time by giving each other a "filthy Brasfield"!
Filthy Brasfield by Thrust Harder February 27, 2010

Braishfield 

Braishfield is a small shithole of a village situated in hampshire in the united kingdom. the population is mainly made up of miserable old cunts or fuck annoying toddlers. there are few teen children in Braishfield, because the have all fled to better, less shitty places.

The best part of Braishfield is the pond; there is a bitchy woman who lives next to it, and she gets pissed of really easily.

Braishfield has been compared to the sleepy village from the fim 'hot fuzz', just without the cool guns and shit.

You would be better living off somewhere more exciting like north korea as fun things actually happen there.

Braishfield is shit, i would know; i have to live there.
Person 1: have you been to any shithole lately?
person 2: yeah, braishfield. it was almost as bad as when i screwed your sister.
person 1: FUCK MAN
Braishfield by God_On_Earth October 31, 2011

kacey barnfield 

kacey barnfield by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Larry Brasfield

Discoverer of the COCKroaches located in mens genitalia(the penis). He found them while inserting a shovel into his penis.
Larry Brasfield. The Man. The Myth. The legend.

Banfield 

To achieve a result with complete inability to produce something of quality.
"Oh man, you completely Banfielded that one up."

or

"I really don't care. I'm going to Banfield the whole project."
Banfield by scabies_boy February 23, 2010
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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