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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.
Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.
As the name says-peace on the first place. But, deeply, in the middle of the smallest cell there is a big battle between two profiles. One is young fire and red wine, but other is quite ice and and romantic poet. Sometimes, the ice burns so strong like it will destroy everything and than creates more beautiful reality. His life is written like the most misterious story. Known, yet so unknown. He has the sweetest blood-like cherry wine. He has the deepest eyes-like the idea of space. He is an inspiration to the writer, a sun to the flower, a sea to the ships and sky to the stars. Everybody gets enchanted when they see him. But, he is enchanted with only one thing in life! There is no place where he doesn't belong. Wherever he's gone, there's missing. He can be everything he wants to be! He just needs to believe!

But there are always the ones who believe for him!
Timless is the name of Branimir's heart !
branimir by la1la1la1 March 22, 2017

Branislav 

A very attractive male. Typically from Serbia or Croatia. Very attractive, nice, friendly, outgoing, honest, trustworthy and is willing to help.
-Have you seen Branislav?

-OMG, yes! He is so hot!
Branislav by john-jacob93 December 6, 2012

Brannigan's law

Brannigan's Law states that one cannot interfere with an undeveloped planet..
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast"
Braniya is a funny pretty young lady she’s very overprotective over her family and friends braniya is a skinny girl who loves to dance she’s very talented in her own ways braniya can be a little silly some times and she would wanna beat yo ass If you den pissed her off but overall she cool asl she could be a friend you could vent too also and don’t care about what a hater got to say about her
Braniya-“don’t touch her”
Lil boi -what u gon do ?
Braniya-ima beat yo ass 😭😭
Braniya by Niyacapalot April 30, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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