Branis

A person with the name of Branis typically has a massive penis and spends most of his time owning on video games while earning incredible grades in school.

I wish I was like Branis, I would be so successful.

Branis by AffordableHooker July 1, 2011

BRANIS

When a male uses his penis as his brain

Travis texted his other half at 2am not using his brain In his head , but his other brain in his penis

His brain was thinking let’s sleep but his branis said otherwise because his dick was hard

He used his brainis when he got lonely

BRANIS by _Nicole_69 April 28, 2019

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

fucked her brains out 

When a man fucks a woman so good she orgasms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover.

Ted: Fucked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn't speak properly afterwords.

Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.

Ted: Fucking right i did!

fucked her brains out by Retro-Cat August 20, 2016

banishment 

a time when someone is kiked out of any society due to stupidity or just cause no one likes them.

"ur mom doesn't love you, no one loves you, you're now sentenced to banishment buh bye!" counseler hommenm.

banishment by Jakken October 13, 2006

brains and brawn 

A term meant to describe the unusual and rare type of person capable of obtaining both considerable intellectual prowess and desirable physical attraction.

Mother of Woman: Well he sure seems like a keeper Betty, what does he do for a living?

Woman: He is head of the country's foremost research organization on time travel and accelerated particles in neurology. (Satisfied look on face)

Other Woman: Hubba hubba , Brains and Brawn. (Raised eyebrow)

Mother of Woman and Woman in synchrony: You keep your cookies to yourself for once Margaret!

brains and brawn by Richard Groot October 23, 2018

beat the brains out of the little soldier 

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

beat the brains out of the little soldier by richard vendor October 22, 2012