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A person with the name of Branis typically has a massive penis and spends most of his time owning on video games while earning incredible grades in school.
I wish I was like Branis, I would be so successful.
Branis by AffordableHooker July 1, 2011
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When a male uses his penis as his brain
Travis texted his other half at 2am not using his brain In his head , but his other brain in his penis

His brain was thinking let’s sleep but his branis said otherwise because his dick was hard

He used his brainis when he got lonely
BRANIS by _Nicole_69 April 28, 2019
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brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

fucked her brains out 

When a man fucks a woman so good she orgasms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover.
Ted: Fucked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn't speak properly afterwords.

Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.

Ted: Fucking right i did!
fucked her brains out by Retro-Cat August 20, 2016

banishment 

a time when someone is kiked out of any society due to stupidity or just cause no one likes them.
"ur mom doesn't love you, no one loves you, you're now sentenced to banishment buh bye!" counseler hommenm.
banishment by Jakken October 13, 2006

brains and brawn 

A term meant to describe the unusual and rare type of person capable of obtaining both considerable intellectual prowess and desirable physical attraction.
Mother of Woman: Well he sure seems like a keeper Betty, what does he do for a living?

Woman: He is head of the country's foremost research organization on time travel and accelerated particles in neurology. (Satisfied look on face)

Other Woman: Hubba hubba , Brains and Brawn. (Raised eyebrow)

Mother of Woman and Woman in synchrony: You keep your cookies to yourself for once Margaret!
brains and brawn by Richard Groot October 23, 2018

beat the brains out of the little soldier 

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.
"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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