Branis
A person with the name of Branis typically has a massive penis and spends most of his time owning on video games while earning incredible grades in school.
Branis by AffordableHooker July 1, 2011
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BRANIS
Travis texted his other half at 2am not using his brain In his head , but his other brain in his penis
His brain was thinking let’s sleep but his branis said otherwise because his dick was hard
He used his brainis when he got lonely
His brain was thinking let’s sleep but his branis said otherwise because his dick was hard
He used his brainis when he got lonely
BRANIS by _Nicole_69 April 28, 2019
brainsplain
A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018
fucked her brains out
When a man fucks a woman so good she orgasms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover.
Ted: Fucked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn't speak properly afterwords.
Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.
Ted: Fucking right i did!
Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.
Ted: Fucking right i did!
fucked her brains out by Retro-Cat August 20, 2016
banishment
"ur mom doesn't love you, no one loves you, you're now sentenced to banishment buh bye!" counseler hommenm.
banishment by Jakken October 13, 2006
brains and brawn
A term meant to describe the unusual and rare type of person capable of obtaining both considerable intellectual prowess and desirable physical attraction.
Mother of Woman: Well he sure seems like a keeper Betty, what does he do for a living?
Woman: He is head of the country's foremost research organization on time travel and accelerated particles in neurology. (Satisfied look on face)
Other Woman: Hubba hubba , Brains and Brawn. (Raised eyebrow)
Mother of Woman and Woman in synchrony: You keep your cookies to yourself for once Margaret!
Woman: He is head of the country's foremost research organization on time travel and accelerated particles in neurology. (Satisfied look on face)
Other Woman: Hubba hubba , Brains and Brawn. (Raised eyebrow)
Mother of Woman and Woman in synchrony: You keep your cookies to yourself for once Margaret!
brains and brawn by Richard Groot October 23, 2018
beat the brains out of the little soldier
"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"
beat the brains out of the little soldier by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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