Skip to main content

Pulling a Brandon 

When a certain individual (usually male) wears a specific piece of clothing for a consecutive amount of days without going through the act of washing it.
Hey John! That is like the third day you wore those Adidas joggers in a row! Quit Pulling a Brandon!

Hung Like a Brandon 

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.
Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

To Pull A Brandon 

Verb

Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.
Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!
To Pull A Brandon by McPoofy December 17, 2004

pull a brandon 

To work like a dog or lift a heavy object to the point of giving ones self a hernia
Oh shit that's looks heavy Kevin , be careful you might pull a Brandon and give yourself a hernia

Pulling a Brandon 

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.
He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?

Pulling A Brandon 

Noun:
In destiny when you step in front of your ally as they fire a rocket, getting them killed.
Pulling a Brandon
Player 1: "YOU PULLED A BRANDON!!!"
Player 2: "BEG FORGIVENESS!!!"