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The thing you say to your next door neighbor to make them feel left out. Once they find out it changes to mean butt sniffer.
You: Hey Carline, Brandok!
Carline: What the fuck is that?
You: You don't know? Thats too bad
Brandok by Placemeister November 7, 2011
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Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.
Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.

Dio Brando 

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!
Dio Brando by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018

american brando 

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.
"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."
american brando by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018

Brandon Routh 

The hot-ass talented actor who stars as Superman/Clark Kent in the upcoming summer movie Superman Returns.
Brandon Routh is a sexy beast of a man. He put on 22 pounds of solid muscle to be in Superman Returns. Thank fuck for that skin-tight outfit.
Brandon Routh by AMENNAAAAAA July 1, 2006

Diego Brando 

Johnny:I thought Diego Brando's were fucking extinct!
Diego: think again crippled cowboy!
Diego Brando by Fukboi Joestar November 27, 2019

brandon sens 

somebody that plays on a sensitivity in fps games that is way higher than you should ever think about.
yo this man is using brandon sens thats why he is 2-23
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