Branch Kin 

When you pee in the branch/ creek/river/etc and people downstream interact in or drink the water making you related...

Hey I think we're branch kin your folks live up the creek from us....

Branch Kin by jus_smh July 12, 2017

Bronchkin 

A word to describe a young bro kid, usually under the age of 16. It combines "Bro" and "Munchkin."

Wade: See that little faggot bro kid over there on his huffy?

John: Total Bronchkin.

Bronchkin by wad3 September 27, 2009

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

branching by aymurrr August 18, 2011

Brunchkin 

Inviting friends over for brunch and at least one round of the table top game Munchkin.

"I have bacon, mimosa's and two decks of Munchin. Come over for Brunchkin!"

Brunchkin by skamperdans January 7, 2016

Branching Tree 

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

Branching Tree by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009