Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke
Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!
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A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game
Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me
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James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
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James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
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inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
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