branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

branching by aymurrr August 18, 2011

Branching

When you pose in a picture as if you are a tree with branches.

Ikr lets try branching

Branching by Jenn9797 August 14, 2011

Branching

A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game

Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me

Branching by Morningdew88 April 25, 2021

Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…

James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

Branching by anonymous submission 2022 May 27, 2022

Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children...

James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

Branching by anonymous submission 2022 July 13, 2022

Branching

Branching is a skill in the VR game Gorilla Tag which involves jumping between tree branch to tree branch.

"Yo bro how do I jump between branches"
"That's called branching, dumbass"

Branching by ArkerTF2 May 5, 2024

Branching Tree 

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

Branching Tree by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009