Brad's Cock
An Abnormally large Penis that throbs and pulsates when Erect, with a large blue vein bulging through the middle.
Brad's Cock by paintballbat216 December 16, 2011
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Brad's Mom
Person 1: Wow dude, look at Brad's Mom... what a milf.
Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.
OR
jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.
Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.
OR
jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.
Brad's Mom by Lucas13 September 10, 2008
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Brad's Van
1. A way of identifying a sexual predators vehicle. In most cases a homosexual male.
2. A "Brad's Van" can be seen cruising up and down streets looking for a sexual partner or male model conspicuously.
2. A "Brad's Van" can be seen cruising up and down streets looking for a sexual partner or male model conspicuously.
I heard Lou got scooped up by Brad's Van and had his rear end plugged furiously, much to his delight.
Brad's Van by Widdomaker December 19, 2007
Brad's Bounce
When playing golf and you hit an errant shot, but somehow you get lucky and the ball ends up just fine, and you salvage a par or better.
Riley's ball took a Brad's Bounce when the ball hit the tree and landed on the green for an easy birdie.
Brad's Bounce by Big B of Memphis May 17, 2020
Brad's girl
Brad's girl by tinydoll May 13, 2023
Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe
A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.
George: "Man, I'm hungry."
Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"
George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"
Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."
George: "......"
Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"
George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"
Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."
George: "......"
Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011
Brad's Law
To a computer programmer, the similarity between a clitoris and a segfault. To the programmer, both can be notoriously difficult to find, and offer great reward when found.
Jim: Dude, i can't satisfy my girlfriend!
Brad: Pretend her clit is a segfault.
Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!
Brad: Pretend her clit is a segfault.
Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!
Brad's Law by goodvikings November 30, 2009
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