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Breganos maccos Bratus
Breganos maccos Bratus was a Milesian.
Breganos maccos Bratus by GalaicoWarrior May 25, 2008
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Braccus meas vescimini
Eat my pants
Braccus meas vescimini
Braccus meas vescimini by Katriddle77 November 19, 2016
Brackus
1. To make an extremely outrageous claim within World Of Warcraft.
2. To cling to a lie that is so inconceivable that people begin talking about you behind your back.
2. To cling to a lie that is so inconceivable that people begin talking about you behind your back.
1.
James "I made 100k gold in an hour today!"
Ben "Ok... Brackus"
2.
James "today 50 big islanders tried to jump me at the train station, but my brother and I kicked thier arses"
Ben "God you're a Brackus"
James "I made 100k gold in an hour today!"
Ben "Ok... Brackus"
2.
James "today 50 big islanders tried to jump me at the train station, but my brother and I kicked thier arses"
Ben "God you're a Brackus"
Brackus by Just a lover not a hater May 25, 2010
Braktus Syndrome
When you fart so hard that cactus spikes form and shoot out of your rectum.
This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
Braktus Syndrome by GloriousGünther March 3, 2021
blactus
blactus by McDoubleMuff June 18, 2014
Bratus
When a Bro/LaxBro posts a status on Facebook. Usually involving a youtube video, funny movie, or inside joke.
Bratus by spitinyourface August 20, 2010
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