Braptus 

A benevolent god that takes the form of a common Skunk. First discovered in Burlington, Vermont, the skunk appears to be friendly yet will run away when approached. If you smell a 'skunk' nearby, chances are that someone has gotten Braptized.

It has also been reported that multiple religious figures gather in groups and hold hands to chant for the skunk.

Praise be Braptus!

Braptus by JaKurgsty October 2, 2025

Breganos maccos Bratus 

Celtic king of Galicia, also known as Breoghan macBratha.

Breganos maccos Bratus was a Milesian.

Breganos maccos Bratus by GalaicoWarrior May 25, 2008

Braktus Syndrome 

When you fart so hard that cactus spikes form and shoot out of your rectum.

This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.

The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.

The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.

Man! Don't "braktus syndrome" all over my fresh new carpet AGAIN!

Braktus Syndrome by GloriousGünther March 3, 2021

braptastic 

Noun: something that is great. Takes the piss of chavs.

Woah man check out that braptastic car (in sarcastic voice)

braptastic by robbbb October 14, 2006

Bratus 

When a Bro/LaxBro posts a status on Facebook. Usually involving a youtube video, funny movie, or inside joke.

What the fuck does that mean?
- I don't know man, it's a bratus.

Bratus by spitinyourface August 20, 2010

Braptism 

The process of being baptized but instead of water, they use human feces and farts.

John rapper: I be shitting on you like it’s a braptism!

Braptism by Weather_m1 January 13, 2021

Bractus 

When 4 big guys bust in your eye and eat your ass like apple pie, can also be defined as a deadly number 22 on the wing

I got totally done by a cheeky bractus last night

Bractus by Slaveryan November 23, 2021