Urban Dictionary: Definitions by McDoubleMuff

blactus

A black woman who has neglected to shave her legs, and has developed a layer of thorny hair.

L'DeAnta hasn't shaved in ten days, she's starting to become a blactus.

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A name given to Pedro Pascal's penis, representing his exclusive taste in women menstruating.

The Red Viper of Dorn is coming to bite me.

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A man who has recently had a three-way with two girls in a McDonalds bathroom.

Spence is a total Mcdoublemuff after he railed Katy and her mom in the McDonalds on 7th street.

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