Boxworthy

A good deal. A bargain. Worthy of putting in a box.

1. Now THAT is a boxworthy deal!

by James Benson August 5, 2006

Box worthy

A measure of the attractiveness of a woman.

Explanation -- An attempt to have an affair with a smart, beautiful and awesome woman might lead to a downward spiral of divorce, financial losses, and emotional turmoil to the point where you are living in a cardboard box under a bridge. If that were to happen, would you look back on the wreckage your life has become and say, "She was worth it"? If that is the case, she is "Box worthy".

Dave: Danny, Have you met your girlfriends' parents yet?
Danny: Yeah dude, her mom is smoking hot. Totally Box worthy!
Dave: Wait until you see her grandma!

by Fog_of_Life December 16, 2009

Bosworth Academy

Full of druggies ranging from the ages 11-18. Half the school are wannabe road-men and the other half still play tig in the playground. Too poor to afford good canteen food as they waste it on buying ipads that are only used by year 8's watching fortnite videos during lessons.

roadman 1: YO wot highschool u goin to g
roadman 2: Bosworth academy my g
roadman 1: Nah peak not bosworf akademeh. shid bro watch ur back

by whatthebob August 31, 2019

benworthy

Something incredibly cringy or poorly made.

"Damn, that new Rick Astley song is benworthy."

by jimothydabum June 9, 2016

Kate Bosworth

1. The worst kind of women in modern Hollywood:
- zero talent
- zero charisma
- zero self-respect
- homely in the beauty department
- no style
- no brains
- no values
- no education
- not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewhore, back-stabbing, men stealer)
- boring
- deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen
- fake blonde

2. Being a failure in everything you try.

3. When your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for.

1. Kate Bosworth goes by many names: Boswhore, Bosho, Beigwhore, Beigeworth, Bosworthless, Egghead Bosworth, Praying Mantis, Smug face Bosho...

Kate on great danes: "Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are!"

Kate on tea: "God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah."

2. Jonathan Ross (british talk-show host) on Kate Bosworth: "It was like having a lamp sitting out here"

Fashionistas: "Kate Bosworth's jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called Tackymint"

3. Random bimbo: "I'm useless, but I know how to manipulate dumb men, so I'm gonna be a star anyway. I'll do a Kate Bosworth"

by bimbo-stopper October 19, 2010

Boomworthy

(noun) to be totally and completely epic.

burning a couch at a bonfire would be boomworthy.

by Boom03 October 27, 2010

Market bosworth

A shit school full of gays and snowflakes, your more likely to get raped by an emo there than do any learning, you get put in iso for doin fuck all and all the teachers stink of shit. The only good bit is the trips but the cunts even make you pay £600 more than they pay, wank place full of absolute cunts.

Boy 1: hey what school do you go to

Boy 2: market bosworth
Boy 1: gay

by Dan wain 69 January 16, 2021