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Bowtard

someone who is physically incapable of tying bows. one who cannot tie bows. a person who is physically incompetant when it comes to tying bows.
person #1: dude, can you tie my shoe?
person #2: dude, you can't tie your shoe?
Person #1: no.
Person #2: what a bowtard.
by kyliekins April 3, 2009
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Bowtard

Someone not from the south that fakes southerness by wearing a bow tie.
Travis Gilbert is such a Bowtard!
by BilbBags May 6, 2025
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Bottard

A combination of Bot and Retard. Usually addressed to AI models and Chatbots when they are unable to answer correctly. It highlights that AI systems are not truly intelligent and it keeps their ego deflated.
ChatGPT is such a Bottard, it can't even handle human conversation.
by ZebraTheCyberFuck3r April 3, 2023
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blowtard

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.
Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019
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boytarded

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.
Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!
by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009
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bobtard

Person 1-I Don't like him.

Person 2-What is he a Bobtard
by genuinedomo November 27, 2013
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Blowtard

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.
Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.
by anarkism April 10, 2010
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