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n. Slang. A low-class, low-IQ individual forever enslaved to buying more shares of $BODY, a degenerate unmatched by any other cesspool-dwelling, bottom-feeding loser, and eternally encumbered by the faulty belief that Beachbody is the second coming of Peloton.
Remember Keith?

Oh yeah - I remember Keith - he was that Bodtard.

Keith lost all of his money investing in $BODY

Well, he was a Bodtard.
Bodtard by Bodtard November 12, 2021
Words you can keep
A combination of Bot and Retard. Usually addressed to AI models and Chatbots when they are unable to answer correctly. It highlights that AI systems are not truly intelligent and it keeps their ego deflated.
ChatGPT is such a Bottard, it can't even handle human conversation.
Bottard by ZebraTheCyberFuck3r April 3, 2023
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boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.
Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!
boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009
Person 1-I Don't like him.

Person 2-What is he a Bobtard
bobtard by genuinedomo November 27, 2013

boytarded 

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.
Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that
boytarded by Chancellor October 2, 2007

remedial botard

stupid and beyond retarded.
aaron and sarah and rosa are remedial botards because they are very stupid hence remedial and cannot pass regular classes. thus remedial botard
remedial botard by yahairalizmonica December 14, 2006
an upstate new york replacement for retard; origin being from boces programs
You fucking botard pot does not escape your system in 24 hours
botard by Fishnets May 12, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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