Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.
...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
by Matt "msalloys" Lloyd August 6, 2007
Get the boatress mug.1. (noun) a person who resembles a big cat, preferably a puma.
2. (adjective) cat-like or puma-esque.
2. (adjective) cat-like or puma-esque.
1) "Did you see Donny's whiskers today?!"
" Such a Bouressa."
2) "He has such awesome reflexes!"
"Some would say they're Bouressa."
" Such a Bouressa."
2) "He has such awesome reflexes!"
"Some would say they're Bouressa."
by mhmitsme November 27, 2009
Get the Bouressa mug.A Bountress is a female employee of a bar or nightclub who works both the position of waitress and bouncer. This individual is skilled in their abilities to provide excellent customer service and proficient with the necessary skills to assist in providing security for the establishment. They often are hired to deal with unruly female customers.
by Ingredior July 5, 2012
Get the Bountress mug.The evolved stage of butters...used in refering to an unattractive or just generally shit individual....
by JackyW April 21, 2009
Get the Boutres mug.The theory that the Bouressa family is behind, or causing bad karma to any person or idea for no reason other than their personal gain
Man, I'm telling you, for the past year, I've just felt like The Bouressa Effect has taken over my life and has been the reason for all my misfortune.
by TwitchyKnight January 8, 2017
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