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boatress 

Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.

...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."
Related Words
1. (noun) a person who resembles a big cat, preferably a puma.

2. (adjective) cat-like or puma-esque.
1) "Did you see Donny's whiskers today?!"

" Such a Bouressa."

2) "He has such awesome reflexes!"

"Some would say they're Bouressa."
Bouressa by mhmitsme November 27, 2009

Bountress 

A Bountress is a female employee of a bar or nightclub who works both the position of waitress and bouncer. This individual is skilled in their abilities to provide excellent customer service and proficient with the necessary skills to assist in providing security for the establishment. They often are hired to deal with unruly female customers.
The Bountress finished her waitress duties and is changing her uniform to work the floor.
Bountress by Ingredior July 5, 2012
The evolved stage of butters...used in refering to an unattractive or just generally shit individual....
Emily is Boutres

Matts teeth are boutres
Boutres by JackyW April 21, 2009

The Bouressa Effect

The theory that the Bouressa family is behind, or causing bad karma to any person or idea for no reason other than their personal gain
Man, I'm telling you, for the past year, I've just felt like The Bouressa Effect has taken over my life and has been the reason for all my misfortune.