Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.
...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."
A Bountress is a female employee of a bar or nightclub who works both the position of waitress and bouncer. This individual is skilled in their abilities to provide excellent customer service and proficient with the necessary skills to assist in providing security for the establishment. They often are hired to deal with unruly female customers.
The Bountress finished her waitress duties and is changing her uniform to work the floor.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"