Bountress

A Bountress is a female employee of a bar or nightclub who works both the position of waitress and bouncer. This individual is skilled in their abilities to provide excellent customer service and proficient with the necessary skills to assist in providing security for the establishment. They often are hired to deal with unruly female customers.

The Bountress finished her waitress duties and is changing her uniform to work the floor.

by Ingredior July 5, 2012

boatress

Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.

...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...

Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."

by Matt "msalloys" Lloyd August 6, 2007

Flying Buttress

A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.

Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.

by CubanAso October 12, 2006

Flying Buttress

The act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. This act is usually related to morning wood as it requires either extreme downward force or tilting of the entire body to properly aim before urinating.

"I had morning wood so bad that I had to pull a Flying Buttress when I went to take a piss."

by Akula0812 August 29, 2007

bosstress

The female version of a boss; the female version of the seventh letter of the alphabet; a princess who has boss status

That nigga is a boss, and his girl is a bosstress.

by Bosstress December 14, 2010

buntress

Informal adjective used to describe someone (usually female) who is considered to be very ugly looking.

John: Alright mate, what do you think of that bird by the bar?

Rob: Mate, she's awful, in fact she's buntress!

by richard jacobs October 31, 2006

bointless

For people who can't spell

Oh Julia, using comon in a sentence is just "bointless"

by Aldo Bonomo April 15, 2017