Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.
...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
by Matt "msalloys" Lloyd August 6, 2007
Get the boatressmug.