Bourbology 

An apology-inspired gift purchase for the one wronged against; specifically, this gift is the recipient's favorite brand of his favorite alcoholic beverage, bourbon.

Dominique was being totally rude to Nick one day; PMSing at him over something really silly. The next day, she felt really bad about it, so she bought him a bottle of Booker's Cask Bourbon as a bourbology.

Nick says the Booker's tastes better when given as a bourbology, since he can taste exactly how wrong Dominique was with every sip.

Bourbology by domplav1 January 22, 2014

Bobology 

Shortened name for the Church of the Subgenious.

Bob Dobbs is the enigmatic leader and underlying philosopher espousing the virtues of "Slack"

He seems less ambitious since his conversion to Bobology.

Bobology by Bobbert the Bobologist July 7, 2009

boobology 

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"

boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology

boobology by OscarG13 December 26, 2005

Boobology 

The study of boobies by boob enthusiasts. Boobology encompasses the study of all boob types, small and large, and boobologists are expected to show an appreciation for any and all boobies.

Hey Matt, I heard that Kevin is studying to become a boobologist. I hope he shares his boobology research with us.

Boobology by JP_0309 January 4, 2019

Burtology 

Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.

Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.

A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.

Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.

Person 1: Whats your religion?

Person 2: Oh, its Burtology of course!

Burtology by Burtology June 1, 2010

blurbologist 

One who specializes in the creation or writing of small creative blurbs for any online or print media.

as in.. "Hey we need a funny caption for that picture on the website, send it to Wendy, she's the best blurbologist we got"

blurbologist by bmattb September 21, 2008

Birbology 

The study of 'Birbs'
This is performed by 'Birbologists'
Some may believe it to be a field of biology, however this is incorrect. Birbology originates from satanic rituals rather than biology.

Daddy: Have a fun day at Birbology class son.
Son: Of course daddy.

Birbology by Dr.niggerfaggthot-slayer June 5, 2018