Botext

Text message booty call that makes you feel young for an hour. It's as if you had virtual botox.

Imagine! At our age, he sent me a botext. I felt like a 16 year old for an hour.

by Chinafox August 5, 2010

Bitextual

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.

Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!

by AJets December 16, 2008

BOtential

To be so talented, charismatic, and full of hope and promise that you are awarded a high honor just because you may possibly accomplish something someday.

His writing has such BOtential, he should be awarded the pulitzer now without delay.

by soulsis October 12, 2009

BroText

When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.

Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.

by LoadHammer December 20, 2016

innocent bytexter

Person who unwillingly is included on a group text that blows up.

Last night I was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that I had no interest in. I hate being an innocent bytexter. Next time I hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

botestic

Any bad behavior, whether a deed or words spoken. This word was coined by my daughter Rebecca.

We would get along better if you wouldn't be so botestic.

by Tina Rae Collins November 4, 2004

innocent bytexter

A person on a back-and-forth text thread who willingly contributes nothing to the ongoing banter, ignores it all, and wishes he had not been included from the get-go.

Dude, I walk away from my phone for 15 minutes and come back to 20 lame texts from you guys. I'm an innocent bytexter! PS: You guys aren't funny.

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015