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Definitions by LoadHammer

ShitsPlode

When one had to take a dump so bad that it leaves shit shrapnel either all in or over the toilet.
Friend 1: Hey bro mind if I come over and we can play some Call Of Duty!?

Friend 2: No sorry man I ate two bowls of bran flakes and "ShitsPloded" the toilet. Shit got real homie!
ShitsPlode by LoadHammer July 7, 2017
When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.
Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.
BroText by LoadHammer December 20, 2016