botcher 

a scene/emo pimp.

John Franklin Martinez is such a botcher, by the way he always lets these scene chicks own him on Myspace.

botcher by bammbernizllee May 26, 2009

Botcher 

Someone who butchers something so bad it's not possible.

Also someone known for insanity.

"HEU THETE!"
"...Hey there*?"
"...I think so?"

"IF MY NAME ISN'T BOTCHER I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT BABY UP YOUR ASS AFTER I'VE SHOVED IT DOWN THE DRAIN AND PLUCKED IT UP AGAIN!"

Botcher by YamiHoshi December 14, 2009

Borchers

1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.

1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.

Borchers by P'tainz February 12, 2013

Bingley Butcher 

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.

That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch

Bingley Butcher by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Boccher 

An introverted guitarist

Barbara : Wow Eric I didn't know you could play the guitar so skillfully!
Eric : yeah, I get nervous when I perform with a large audience, I guess you could say that I'm a boccher.

Boccher by Renge Shinazugawa March 1, 2023

The lamb ate the butcher! 

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.

Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

The lamb ate the butcher! by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

oh bother

Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of "Mother fucking shit".

Piglet: Oh no! Tigger's bounced all over the vegetable garden and ruined the carrots!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!

oh bother by Rebecks March 17, 2008