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bitchery 

noun
(1) Excessive complaints, especially those which are unfounded, ignorant, or misinformed, especially through an electronically mediated forum.
(2) Excessive verbiage from a bitch, especially a female.
(3) An unexpected accomplishment, especially one achieved outside the perceived level of skill of the individual. Witchery, with a "b".
(4) See also bitch.
(1) I am writing a response to the bitchery on this discussion board.
(2) As my ex, you should stop bombarding me with your bitchery.
(3) The manner in which you achieved that high score was pure bitchery.
bitchery by Dennis Keith Gill Jr. February 18, 2004

Bitchery 

A place where your average bitch is manufactured and produced; something a hoe will throw down on you.
Pablo: Damn that girl looks like she's straight up from the local bitchery!
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Juan: GIRL WHY YOU BE THROWIN DOWN SO MUCH BITCHERY ON THAT POOR BOY

Bollock Butchery 

This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.
Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.

Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.

Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
Bollock Butchery by Stoney69 August 1, 2019
Commonly used in Ottawa, Ontario.

Sometimes used in it's short form of "botch"

Botchry is another word for bitch or slut.

Almost always used as an insult, and sometimes while "chirping" someone.

Origins are said to come from either Woodroffe or Nepean High School.

Sometimes used as batree (incorrect).
She hooked up with him?! What a botchry!

I can't believe you won't pick me up - you're such a botch!

B-b-b-b-botchry!
botchry by BOTCHRY October 15, 2007

concealed bitchery 

A practice performed by many girls nowadays. It is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious bitch underneath that superficial disguise.
James: Hey Laura, what's up?
Laura: Nothing much, what's up with you? How was that concert last night?
James: It was great! Ugh, I don't know how to do this math problem.
Laura: How could you not get this? It's so easy, lol.
James: Oh, ok...

Conrad: Isn't Laura awesome?
James: No way dude, she practices concealed bitchery.

Bitchery 

When a woman is mean spirited to the point of spiteful behaviour. She is generally disliked by everyone and she is a very spiteful woman.
Regan was upset at her boyfriend Meredith cheated on her with Cassidy. Full of vengeance and bitchery, Regan decided to plot revenge on both Meredith and Cassidy by going out with Cassidy's ex-boyfriend Lindsey.
Bitchery by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019
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