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Boozesexual 

A straight person (usually female) that is only interested in the opposite sex when booze and attention are involved.
"I'm Bisexual...but only when I'm drunk."
"So bro, I hear your girl is Bi; that's sick, get another girl and have a threesome!"
"I would man, but she's a total Boozesexual."
Boozesexual by Jame Gaine December 16, 2012
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bowiesexual 

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.
Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
bowiesexual by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

bowiesexual 

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.
Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

Boobiesexual

Tongue-in-cheek term used to refer to women who identify primarily as straight but who enjoy touching and fondling women's breasts with no particular interest in genital sexual contact. The fondling may or may not be sexual in nature, depending on the individual. The term was coined by blogger and podcaster minx in a 2005 blog entry at cunningminx.livejournal.com and first appeared in print in the February 2006 Penthouse Forum article by Rachel Kramer Bussel entitled, "XXX Podcasts: the Future of Porn?"
She's not bisexual, just boobiesexual.
Boobiesexual by Woodrant July 21, 2008

Boovsexual 

Sexual Interaction With Boovs.

Not to be confused with Boobs.
After I watched Home, I was a Boovsexual.
Boovsexual by Boovian May 18, 2022

boobsexual 

Someone who is so obsessed with boobs,that all they wanna do is lather them up,and fuck them,for sexual pleasure and as a relationship.
Dude,you're such a boobsexual.
boobsexual by negrosboobscocks March 26, 2008

boobsexual 

someone obsessed with boobs

or, a girl who is straight but likes touching other girls' boobs.
sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
mike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
michelle: your boobs are awesome! can i squeeze them? i'm boobsexual!
boobsexual by mcballer5 March 5, 2009
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