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Bork, bork, bork! 

A language modeled after the much beloved Muppets Sweedish chef who would often say "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! usually puts emphasis on vowels and pronunces W's as V's, and O's as U's. The language is meant to resemble how a person who speaks sweedish would pronounce american words.

Bork, bork, bork! translation:
(It helps if you say it outloud)
Eh lungooege-a moodled-a effterr deh mooch behluvved-a Muppehts sveedeesh cheff ooh vood uften sey-a de "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! eh-oosuly pootss effassis on-eh de vowools oon pronunceeze W's ez V's ehnd-eh de Oo's ez Uz's. Teh lungooege eez-eh mehntt doo reezembul-a ow eh perssunn speakks sveedeesh vood-eh pronunceez-ah ahmehreekaan verrds.
"Hey! Did you figure out how to change your language on Google yet?"

"Yeah, I even set it to Bork, bork, bork!"
Bork, bork, bork! by elgoog February 12, 2010
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Bork by poyoride February 8, 2017
What dogs do in the posher areas of Dublin.
Bork by jimthesheep April 16, 2011

bork guy 

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
bork guy by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018

bork bork nom nom 

Doggo or puppy or any other animal type that barks and bites or eates
Hey Joe that's one nice bork bork nom nom

Thanks Tim I got it from your sister
bork bork nom nom by Big brain me November 25, 2019
The sound a doggo makes before going into maximum bork drive.
Doggo is prepared to go into maximum bork drive after borking more than 2 times.
bork by Magic neosporin January 19, 2017
The doggo borked a lot at the kitter
bork by Get_Shrekt November 25, 2016