1. Someone who enjoys placing their mouth/tongue on another persons sphincter.

2. Someone who lavishes positive attention on another individual with the intention of profiting personally.

1. 'Oooo Derek, I really enjoyed rimming you last night'
'Deary me Steve, what a fine job you did too. Ooooo. You are king battymuncher.'

2. 'Dave has invited the boss over to his place for dinner again tonight. I gather they have bought caviar. You know he's just hankering after that promotion. What a dirty, stinking fucking battymuncher.'

battymuncher by Paul The Ripster March 30, 2008

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booty-muncher

1) Someone who annoys you so badly it's like their gnawing at your ass

2) A best friend who aggravates the fuck out of you but you love them anyway <3

1) Don't be such a booty-muncher!
2) booty-muncher I love you because you are my best friend.

booty-muncher by Madlovelin May 3, 2014

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bootyquencher

A fine fella who fulfills the undying quench for booty

Damn, he's a bootyquencher

bootyquencher by sixtafoua February 8, 2013

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Boabymuncher2

A fucking icon. You should love her. Also, no she doesn't have a dick. She barely talks so if you've spoken to her then you must be a really great person. She's probably the nicest person ever and if you have a different opinion on that then you can fight me behind tesco you cheeky cunt. x

If you haven't met boabymuncher2 then your life must be really depressing, not trying to be rude though x

Boabymuncher2 by Zellex May 19, 2022

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