battymuncher

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1. Someone who enjoys placing their mouth/tongue on another persons sphincter.

2. Someone who lavishes positive attention on another individual with the intention of profiting personally.

1. 'Oooo Derek, I really enjoyed rimming you last night'
'Deary me Steve, what a fine job you did too. Ooooo. You are king battymuncher.'

2. 'Dave has invited the boss over to his place for dinner again tonight. I gather they have bought caviar. You know he's just hankering after that promotion. What a dirty, stinking fucking battymuncher.'

battymuncher by Paul The Ripster March 30, 2008

Words you can keep

buttmuncher

1. An individual who munches on butts.
2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.

1. "Oh look! A wild buttmuncher!"
2. "You stupid little buttmucher!"

buttmuncher by Blah May 12, 2003

buttmunchery

1. staggeringly irritating behaviour over a significant period of time.

2. a single act of infuriating or stupid behaviour, so serious it can be likened to a crime.

I've been committing buttmunchery all afternoon.

They sometimes dabble in buttmunchery.

I've been a victim of my son's buttmunchery.

buttmunchery by errochtybuttmeisters July 30, 2011

buttmuncher

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.

shut up you buttmunch

buttmuncher by weasel April 29, 2004

buttmuncher

Somebody that annoys you so badly it's like their gnawing at your ass.

My math teacher is being the biggest buttmuncher today because he assigned, like, 50 pages of homework.

buttmuncher by Athena 777 December 28, 2005

Buttmuncher Lo

The "Lo" variety of "buttmuncher". Essentially the same as a standard buttmuncher, but it only applies to the category of people classified as "Lo"s. Thus, a Buttmuncher Lo is a Lo who munches on butts.

Cathy and Cindy are a couple of smelly, Buttmuncher Los

Buttmuncher Lo by NDUDE February 14, 2009

bootymuncher

a way to describe a boy when he does you dirty

he left you for her? he's such a bootymuncher.

bootymuncher by yikesbrosyoufoundmydefinition July 4, 2017

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026