battymuncher

1. Someone who enjoys placing their mouth/tongue on another persons sphincter.

2. Someone who lavishes positive attention on another individual with the intention of profiting personally.

1. 'Oooo Derek, I really enjoyed rimming you last night'
'Deary me Steve, what a fine job you did too. Ooooo. You are king battymuncher.'

2. 'Dave has invited the boss over to his place for dinner again tonight. I gather they have bought caviar. You know he's just hankering after that promotion. What a dirty, stinking fucking battymuncher.'

by Paul The Ripster March 30, 2008

buttmuncher

1. An individual who munches on butts.
2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.

1. "Oh look! A wild buttmuncher!"
2. "You stupid little buttmucher!"

by Blah May 12, 2003

buttmunchery

1. staggeringly irritating behaviour over a significant period of time.

2. a single act of infuriating or stupid behaviour, so serious it can be likened to a crime.

I've been committing buttmunchery all afternoon.

They sometimes dabble in buttmunchery.

I've been a victim of my son's buttmunchery.

by errochtybuttmeisters July 30, 2011

buttmuncher

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.

shut up you buttmunch

by weasel April 29, 2004

buttmuncher

Somebody that annoys you so badly it's like their gnawing at your ass.

My math teacher is being the biggest buttmuncher today because he assigned, like, 50 pages of homework.

by Athena 777 December 28, 2005

Buttmuncher Lo

The "Lo" variety of "buttmuncher". Essentially the same as a standard buttmuncher, but it only applies to the category of people classified as "Lo"s. Thus, a Buttmuncher Lo is a Lo who munches on butts.

Cathy and Cindy are a couple of smelly, Buttmuncher Los

by NDUDE February 14, 2009

bootymuncher

a way to describe a boy when he does you dirty

he left you for her? he's such a bootymuncher.

by yikesbrosyoufoundmydefinition July 4, 2017