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Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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boobologist 

(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.
Kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent breasts in his hands, learning how to handle them.
boobologist by teh zackers April 2, 2005

Bobology 

Shortened name for the Church of the Subgenious.

Bob Dobbs is the enigmatic leader and underlying philosopher espousing the virtues of "Slack"
He seems less ambitious since his conversion to Bobology.

boobology 

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology
boobology by OscarG13 December 26, 2005

bootyology 

The study of ass; the study of big, big, BIG BOOTY.
"I know a big fine booty 'cause I be a bootyologist, and that means I am an expert in bootyology."
bootyology by Slim Shady Semich December 3, 2003

buxomology 

The study of all things involving curvaceous women.
Buxomology 101: never ask a buxom lady for her weight or cookie.

-A.M (2019)
buxomology by Robert Horvers October 1, 2019