a female who is very sexually active, other known as a "slut" or being "slutty" usually takes apart of very strange sexual acts such as the act of batoon, and often or not has some form of STD or infection.
Jimmy: "Damn, that female is a booshay!"
Johnny: "Yeah man, I know, she must have some kind of STD putting herself out like that"
This person can be either male or female. It's somebody that you know you can rely on. This is the person that you always break laws with and do stupid stuff with, but somehow you guys never get caught. Unlike a boo, you usually are just friends with this person. However, it can also apply to your significant other, as long as they are your best friend.
Boy: My boosharang Jake and I were spray painting a building, and these two cops came up and asked us for directions to the nearest donut shop. They didn't even notice the joints in our hands!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!