A sexual predator whose preferred victim are 20 year old manchilds; people with no real life friends, social life and/or job who still live with their parents whom either don't support or are kept in the dark of their mental illnesses (i.e believing and behaving as if they were an animal, sexualizing animals, etc.). The Boofdad will approach it's victims by pretending to be the supportive parental figure the victim lacks, feigning understanding and approval of their mental deviations. He will groom it's victims for a while (referring to them as Boofsons, Boofdaughters and nBoofers to make them all feel accepted and included) before making it's move and sending unsolicited nude pictures to test the response of his victim. Should the victim reply negatively, the Boofdad would simply excuse himself as "being too drunk" or "accidentally sending the nudes to the wrong person due to his big boof paws" before cutting said victim off from all his networks to avoid being exposed to his other "Boofsons".

- "Oh, man, Werethrope sent me a nude again"
- "He must be drunk. He is such a Boofdad"

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Boofdad

A middle-aged man that farts in public without discrimination.

Derived from the slang 'Boof' for flatulence.

"God Dave, did that man just let one off in public? What a Boofdad."

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Boofdad

A father who is addicted to weed, and would rather shove rolls of the stuff up his own ass rather than spoken like a decent human being

Jim: aren’t you a father,

Tim: yea so what, got a problem with that
Jim: ok Boofdad

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schmop on her boomdaddies

to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female

Bro 1 - Im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on
Bro 2 - sweet man her boomdaddies are huge

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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