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Boofdad
A sexual predator whose preferred victim are 20 year old manchilds; people with no real life friends, social life and/or job who still live with their parents whom either don't support or are kept in the dark of their mental illnesses (i.e believing and behaving as if they were an animal, sexualizing animals, etc.). The Boofdad will approach it's victims by pretending to be the supportive parental figure the victim lacks, feigning understanding and approval of their mental deviations. He will groom it's victims for a while (referring to them as Boofsons, Boofdaughters and nBoofers to make them all feel accepted and included) before making it's move and sending unsolicited nude pictures to test the response of his victim. Should the victim reply negatively, the Boofdad would simply excuse himself as "being too drunk" or "accidentally sending the nudes to the wrong person due to his big boof paws" before cutting said victim off from all his networks to avoid being exposed to his other "Boofsons".
Boofdad by sebasdiablo69 May 27, 2021
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Boofdad • boof daddy • boodadoopaloop • Boofday • boodad • Boodado • Boofdah • Boondad • Boondadacahtla • boordady
Boofdad
A middle-aged man that farts in public without discrimination.
Derived from the slang 'Boof' for flatulence.
Derived from the slang 'Boof' for flatulence.
Boofdad
The dad of the boofs - the boofiest father to the hundreds to thousands of boofsons, boofdaughters and non-binary boofchildren (nboofers). Everyboofy knows him as Werethrope; He who takes you in as his and only wishes to encourage and help you be the best boofer you can ever be. Whether you're small, medium, big, or huge, you know you'll be loved by the father of boofs.
schmop on her boomdaddies
schmop on her boomdaddies by gin078 May 20, 2009
boofday
Your birthday. On your 'boofday' it is customary to get boofed.
Boof as a verb is traditionally defined as the act of shoving something in your ass; Drugs, sexual toys, etc. however as per the Guad Squad definition, boof is often used as a one word statement. If someone is beautiful or handsome, one would say 'boof' to let that person know they are thought to be so by the individual who told them boof.
Boof as an adjective is used by the Guad Squad in a similar manner as 'fuck[' is used. 'Boofed' would then be similar to 'fucked' On your Boofday, it is the [day people 1) celebrate your birthday 2) acknowledge how boof you are and 3) If all goes well, you might get boofed.
Boof as a verb is traditionally defined as the act of shoving something in your ass; Drugs, sexual toys, etc. however as per the Guad Squad definition, boof is often used as a one word statement. If someone is beautiful or handsome, one would say 'boof' to let that person know they are thought to be so by the individual who told them boof.
Boof as an adjective is used by the Guad Squad in a similar manner as 'fuck[' is used. 'Boofed' would then be similar to 'fucked' On your Boofday, it is the [day people 1) celebrate your birthday 2) acknowledge how boof you are and 3) If all goes well, you might get boofed.
Noun: "Today is Jack's birthday! Happy Boofday Jack, hope ya get boofed tonight! Hopefully no sandwicheeeees"
boofday by Johnny5Aliiive June 3, 2014
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