Boon doogle

An absolute twat of a bloke who is drop dead useless a boon doogle is the worst kind of person ever and is used to describe the worst of the worst such as vegans cyclists and feminists another crusade is needed to wipe these people from the face of the earth

Bloke 1: That fucking boon doogle ride infront if me the whole time in his fucking Lycra Condom

Bloke 2: I think it’s fuckin time for another crusade let’s go and skin his family

by BOON DOOGLY June 18, 2019

Boon Doogle

This is the absolute worst of the worst these people are deadset CUNTS such as vegans feminists and cyclists but only the ones that ride on true road and wear the full body condoms they are just all around fucking horrible people. If you see one of these then your day is Fucked at that point at this point in time we are being over run so I think it means that it is time for another crusade

Bloke 1: fucking boon doogle on the way here made me suicidal

Bloke 2: I think it’s time for another fucking crusade to get rid of em all

by BOON DOOGLY June 18, 2019

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work

During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.

by creaternity May 31, 2006

boondoggle

1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.

2.- A hopeless Case

3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys

"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"

"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"

"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"

by Rocketeam February 24, 2004

boondogle

To appear as though you are doing something, usually in order to get out of choores and tasks.

"I'm just going to walk around and make it look as though I am doing something... Nobody suspects a boondogler"

by Mister Element May 14, 2008

boondoggle

(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.

Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."

by stickpogo October 18, 2021