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bonogles 

Sunglasses fitted with bright pink glass,mainly worn by untalented pop-artists of the homosexual persuation. Wearing this accessory for prolonged periods of time can have serious psychological bieffects on the wearer, such as wrongly comparing yourself to the Beatles, the perception that you have deep knowledge in subjects far beyond the limits of the pop-artists feeble mind and deeply enjoying the smell from the sulphur acids in your own flatulence. Looking directly at the sun while wearing bonogles will result in retinal cancer (retinoblastoma), though if you find yourself wearing bonogles, it is widely and strongly adviced that you go ahead and do it. A thorough study in this subject matter is done by the UDCA (Uncle Deercamp Culture Analysis Board)
The use of "bonogles" in a sentence:
"Bono is a pretencious piece of shit with suck ass songs, a dumb ass name, and I hope someone shoves those damn bonogles so far up his ass you can hear them clack on the back of his teeth."
bonogles by FleshlightPounder November 14, 2007

Bonhooglerised 

When you've spent all night taking it up the arse from a "friend" that you are unable to sit down.
mate I am bonhooglerised rn
Bonhooglerised by tahan37 March 2, 2023

Boondoggles 

People doing work that has little or no value.
Those kids playing guitar in their garage are total Boondoggles!
Boondoggles by BigNig June 13, 2005

boondoggles 

A little homemade lanyard that is used as a keychain. Kids at camp often make them during craft time. The word originated in the awesome movie "Napoleon Dynamite."
"Boondoggles are going to be all the rage this season."
boondoggles by Regina Philagne December 22, 2004

Bondoggles 

1. Forever; a long time; until the middle of the night

2. Out of nowhere; random
1. "We talked until the bondoggles in the morning."
2. "What are you talking about? That came up out of the bondoggles!"
Bondoggles by Kaarl February 1, 2006

boondoggles 

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.
What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!
boondoggles by Matt November 24, 2004